What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

What sexual fantasies do you have?

Do you know what she said mum?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

True - how I loved my mum!

What do you mean son?

Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

What! how could you do that?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.